Greet the Groomsmen

The Clan Tatge:


Name: 
Nicholas D. Tatge


Birthday: 
15 June 1980


Occupation: 
"At this time, I'm taking my talents to South 
Beach."


Better half: 
Vanessa Tatge


Claim to fame: 
Donated hair to science.





Name: 
Ryan P. Tatge


Birthday: 
27 November 1982


Occupation: 
Who do y'know, want's to buy phone?


Better half: 
Dana Tatge


Claim to fame: 
Made Chuck Norris laugh. Twice.






Name: 
Ian J. Tatge


Birthday: 
17 March 1984


Occupation: 
I'll see you tonight... in lumber.


Claim to fame: 
See "Birthday." This wedding will be a homecoming.










The Clan Baseheart:


Name: 
Jonathan E. Baseheart



Birthday:
23 October 1979


Occupation: 
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Claim to fame: 
3MC's and one DJ
We be gettin down with no delay
Mix Master Jonathan whatcha got to say


Name: 
Joshua J. Baseheart

Birthday: 
18 August 1982

Occupation: 
Why... he's the computer science guy!

Better half: 
Emily Baseheart

Claim to fame: 
Hey! Now Ken, we all know that the moon is not made of green cheese. But what if it were made of barbecue spare ribs, would you eat it then? I know I would. Heck! I'd have seconds and then polish it off with a tall cool Budweiser.



Name: 
Kevin C. Baseheart



Birthday: 
27 January 1989



Occupation: 
A swimmer at rest will tend to remain at rest unless acted upon by an outside force. A swimmer in motion will tend to rest as soon as possible unless acted upon by an outside force.

Claim to fame: